WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Even Ware Wolves Have to Rehearse.

In nary a week, when the moon is full, the ware wolves will come out and blow your freaking mind with the greatest stage play you’ve ever seen since…EVER! Final preparations are being prepared, and the wolves are feverishly grooming themselves, taking howling lessons, and memorizing their lines. It is sure to be a frightful night of edge of your seat intrigue and high quality thespianism. In other words, it is sure to be a howl.

This reporter has landed the white whale of all ware wolf interviews, Amrit Sanger, who stars as ware wolf George. Here is the complete interview, an Indyish exclusive!

Me: Hey!
George: Hi there!
M: How are you?
G: Pretty good, kind of tired.
M: Seen any good movies lately?
G: Not really.
M: What have you been up to?
G: I’m in a play, we have rehearsals every night. I’m exhausted.
M: You don’t say!
G: Oh, I do!
M: Golly, how is that going?
G: Pretty good.
M: Cool.
G: Yup.
(Awkward silence…)
M: So can you get me free tickets?
G: No chance.
M: Oh.
(Awkward silence…)
M: Pass the catsup?
G: The what?
M: Catsup.
G: Oh, sure thing, here.
M: Thanks.
G: Uh huh.
(Awkward silence…)

Gripping investigative reportage, I know. I smell a Peabody, whatever that is. But this reporter is not happy to simply rest upon the laurels that landing a rare interview with Mr. Sanger, oh no! I take it further, I managed to locate Mr. Sanger’s Ms. and asked her a few hard hitting questions about the ins and outs of dating a ware wolf.

Me: What is it like to date a ware wolf?
Girl Friend: He is kind of moody depending on the phase of the moon, so we don’t go out a lot when the moon is full. Last time we tried he ate a family of tourists in an Old Port restaurant.
M: Oh my!
GF: Yeah, that was kind of a headache, all the torch bearing mobs that chased us home and whatnot, so we steer clear of public places during a full moon.
M: Does the hair bother you?
GF: Ack! It was disgusting! We almost broke up because he kept clogging the shower. But he agreed to get laser hair removal. Now he is hairless, but he is still really good at basketball and boxing.
M: Wow! Best of both worlds!
GF: Sure, I guess.
M: Are you excited about Full Moon Fever?
GF: Yes! Hopefully it will educate the public a little more to the plight of the ware wolf, so we will be able to go to the movies without someone throwing popcorn at us or a pitchfork toting mob harassing us.
M: I have recently spoke with George/Amrit, and he says he hasn’t been to the movies lately, what gives? Which one of you liars are lying?
GF: We went to “The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford,” it wasn’t that good.
M: Do all ware wolves lie?
GF: Just in wait.
M: Good one.
GF: Thanks.
M: Any final thoughts? I think my tape is about to run ou…

Yes folks, hard hitting journalism at its best. I cannot wait to see how this Fever shakes out. Stay tuned and remember: You cannot judge a ware wolf by its fur.

And ooh, friday December 7th is 2For1…
Would you dare? Hein, hein, would you??