Hercules and Love Affair, Thomas Von Party and more shake Loose the Joints of Mount Royal

This from our hilarious hijinky booty mcshaky friends over at the Loose Joints collective:

Tell me, O muse, of music’s Etruscan hero who traveled far and wide after conquering the town of New York. He is of the house of DFA and bears the name of Hercules and Love Affair. Tell me, for he has bested the ascent to Olympian realms and now messengers run forth shouting the news of the day, “He comes soon to claim the Mount Royal!”

Man-servants mix wine with water and prepare whirling tables resting on cloths of damask; others roast boars and stuff wild game, awaiting the cascades of rhythms and melodies to turn faces both mortal and immortal Heaven-ward. Thomas Von Party of the House of Turbo is to bring vinyl plates of gentle acid, yet they will have the effect of ten-fold casks of old, well-ripened wine, unblended and fit for a god to drink. And yea, before him, Davey Lähteenmaa, ward of Attitude City brings the celebration to its commencement on chariot wheels of steel adorned with gold and bronze.

So, Dancers of Mount Royal, after a weary day of toil and battle, let your servants wash your feet and anoint you with fragrant oils, dressing you in your finest clothes of embroidered silk and silvery threads. Dance in the darkened halls of Zoobizarre before the child of morning, rosy-fingered Dawn, comes to rouse you from a well deserved slumber!

Loose Joints presents:
Hercules & Love Affair (DFA Records, NYC)
Thomas Von Party (Turbo Records, MTL)
Davey Lahteenmaa (AttitudeCity, MTL)
Zoobizarrre 6388 St Hubert (Metro Beaubien)
10pm-3am. 8 dollars. Friday Dec 14.
http://www.myspace.com/herculesandloveaffair
http://www.myspace.com/dfarecords
http://www.myspace.com/vonparty
http://www.myspace.com/loose_joints